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iPrieten?
Jōnin
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 |  Subiect: Knock Knock  Mar 08 Apr 2014, 15:59 | |
| ... Who's there? i I who? iPrieten.
Ok, this joke was worse than my grandma, but the followings won't be. I think. We all know the famous knock knock jokes, don't we? We tried to translate them into Romanian, but the results are unsatisfying, so i guess the purpose of this topic is to post as many knock knock jokes you know or invented. Better than mine, though. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda.
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that I'm out of here, right?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito just bit me!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in! (awesome)
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrupt- Moo!!
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? =)))))
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Island! Island who? Island here and you won't open up. And now some dirty ones... Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Howie! Howie who? Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Some. Some who? Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke. =)))))) [size=13.333333015441895]
[/size]Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ ! Your turn. =))) fml. |
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Isis
Genin
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Mar 08 Apr 2014, 21:49 | |
| Well, I like these weird jokes, so I got a joke like that here:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Marry.
Marry who?
Marry me.
This joke I heard last year, I think and it reminded in my mind. |
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Ineffable.
S-Class
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Mier 09 Apr 2014, 00:01 | |
| I just love the end of this knock knock joke.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Daisy.
- Daisy who?
- Daisy me rollin'. They hatin'.
- We can't be seen together anymore. |
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Arcade
Shodai Hokage
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Mier 09 Apr 2014, 01:13 | |
| Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like! |
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iPrieten?
Jōnin
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Mier 09 Apr 2014, 10:04 | |
| =)))))))))) De ce naiba ma amuza atat de tare. Le freak |
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TeoLina
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Dum 13 Apr 2014, 21:44 | |
| Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock
who's there?
Your mom
...
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Knock Knock
It's open (killed it) ;) |
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S. Felicia
Chūnin
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Vin 18 Apr 2014, 16:53 | |
| °Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
°Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
°Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
°Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
So fucking funny. LOL |
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Anne Hargen
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Sam 26 Apr 2014, 17:18 | |
| Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat? |
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Danielle
Sensei
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Sam 13 Sept 2014, 22:19 | |
| °Knock, knock.Who’s there?Dozen.Dozen who?Dozen anybody want to let me in? This one is sooo funny. I can't stop laughin', man!  I WANT MORE! |
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Darky.Jack
Chūnin
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Mier 04 Mar 2015, 22:00 | |
| Knock Knock
Who's there?
Police, please open.
Police,please open who? ....Okay. |
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Dellz
Chūnin
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| | Subiect: Re: Knock Knock Lun 16 Mar 2015, 22:59 | |
| Knock, knock !!
Who's there?
I love Doctor
I love Doctor Who?
Omg, me too. :)) |
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