Dupa atata timp, am reusit si eu sa mai vorbesc cu el

Deci:

El: I'm going to go.
Eu: Bye!
El: Where are you going?
Eu: Pai nu ziceai tu ca pleci?
El: Unde?
Eu: De unde sa stiu eu, unde pleci tu?

Sau

Eu: Ma iubesti?
El: Nu.
Eu: Te iubesc?
El: Si eu.
Eu: Mooooor
El: Booð??»ð??».
Eu: Ce inseamna chestia aia?
El: Nu stiu.
Eu: Dar tu ai scris-o. O.o
El : Om
Eu: Unde?
El: La tine in pat.
Eu: Ce cauta acolo? :)))
El: Pe dracu.
Eu: Nesimtitule.
El: Sunt fata, vaco.
Eu: Atunci esti nesimtita.
El care a devenit o ea Mars ma.
Eu: Mars tu.
El: Mercury.
Eu: Mars ma.
El: No.
Eu: Pleaca ma!
El: Sorry, no!
Eu: De ce nu pleci de pe capul meu?
El: Vreau un copil.
Eu: Si ce-mi zici mie ? :)))
El: Don't leave me!
Eu: Why?
El: Because I'm lonely.
Eu: Sorry, but i don't care.
El: Yes you do.
Eu: I don't.
El: Why won't you love me?! :(.
Eu: Esti fataaaaa!
El: No.
Eu: Mi-ai zis ca esti fata!
El: Nu am zis asa ceva.
Eu: ... o.O
El: Are you whistling a tune on your way out?
Eu. PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Ca ma disperi!!!!!!!
El: Okayay.


O Doamne ce mult am mai vorbit

[color:c43e=999999]User: Hei :).

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: No heipä hei.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce faci ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Auf deutsch bitte.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Mi-am dorit un motan si am un motan.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Brabo !

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Quieres ser mi novio?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Poftim ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Rabby este cainele meu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Dragut.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Esti urat.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Vai dar ce modest esti.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Sunt fata.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Modesta.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nebun nu modest.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Esti nebuna ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Sincer nu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Atunci ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Atunci nu ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ai iubit ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Vrei sa fiu eu ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Uiii si ma iubesti ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu stiu...ce esti?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Baiat.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ai spus ca esti fata!!!!

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ba nu !

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ba da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Tu ai spus ca esti fata.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Si tu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Eu nu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pentru ca sunt baiat.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Si de ce esti asa?

[color:c43e=999999]User: De intrebare ! Imi dai numaru tau de telefon.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: De ce doar suntem iubiti.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Tu esti asa.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Asa cum ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Si ce mai cauti aici?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Dispari.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Oui.

[color:c43e=999999]User: No.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Non.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Not.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: It is in Ireland!!!!

[color:c43e=999999]User: Why ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Well, no, it isn't. That was sarcasm.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Really ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: No.

[color:c43e=999999]User: But ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: You don't need to know.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Oh no.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Oh Yes.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Tu esti un tantalau.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: De unde stii?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Din africa.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pff... Cine m-a parat?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Catelul meu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Cine e ala?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Eu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Bond. James Bond.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: 007.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Eu: Si ce mai faci? El: Tot asa de bine. Azi am facut o prajitura. Eu: Cu ciocolata? ;;). El: Cu tine. Eu: Nu inteleg. -.-'. El: Dis un gros mot. Eu: Te-ai dat pe alta limba? El: What's that language? Eu: Romana -.-' mai devreme vorbeai. El: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Eu: Si unde locuiesti? El: In bucuesti. Eu: In ce sector? El: Vb in romana. Eu: Si eu in ce limba am vorbit? El: Ba nu. Eu: Ce logica ai -.-. El: Nu am spus ca stiu tot. Eu: Da' nici in ce sector stai? El: Nu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: El; Cine-i seful tau? Eu: Tu de ce? El .... Eu De ce m-ai intrebat? El: Pai nu ai spus tu ca ma iubesti. Eu: .... Ce ma? El: D: Barbara. Eu: Din nou schimbi subietul? El; Robot prost. Eu: Nu te mai jigni maica si as aesti batut de soarta. El: Da il vrea.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ba da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Iubire sa cand vi pe la mine ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: What is a human?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): A human...

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Then what is I?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): God.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ma iubesti ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Si eu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Si tu te iubesti?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Si eu te iubesc.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Nu te iubesc.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Nici eu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Pa.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): De ce imi spui pa?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Fiindca mi-e somn si vreau sa ma culc.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Not fine but very fine.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Este deabea 05:55.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da ce te intereseaza?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Pai nu ar trebui.

[color:c43e=999999]User: De ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ca nu stii sa scri.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Sa mori tu ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Bun ma mori.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce mai zici?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nimic iti manc coliva.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Dc?

[color:c43e=999999]User: De aia.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Te roog.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Fraero am zis pa.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Dispari vis urat sa nu te mai vad.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce que tu fais pas.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Asta e franceza ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Care?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Aia.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Care aia?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Aia sti tu care nu pot spune ca nea ude.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Bun.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce de ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce de ce ce dece?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce de ce ce dece ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce nu ai chef?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Eu am chef.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De unde esti?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Lugoj.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Asa te cheama?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce nu?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pentru ca ma cheama Cerasela.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce nu te chama.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Chama nu ma cheama.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Como e que tu te chamas?????

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nu stiu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Atunci de ce scri ceea ce nu sti ce inseamna.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Tu ai scris primu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Aia.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Aia ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Acu nu iti mai spun.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Are you martian?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Da !

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu tu esti iubitul meu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ba sunt.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Atunci pot sa iti pun o intrebare?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Mil dai.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Sunt sensibile.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nimic.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ok.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pusi.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Kalli.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Poftim ma injuri de mama ma tu te iei de mama vrei sa mori ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: On ce marie en Martinique !

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce meserie ai.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pazitor de ciocolata.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Je n'ai pas de chien.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ok.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Est-ce que tu aimes Sonchamp?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nu stiu ce spui.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Nu sti deastea?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nu.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De unde?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Pe unde vrei sa te ling?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pe acolo:>.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ca acolo imi place.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De darius iti place?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Nu :)).

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: De ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ca nu ii dragut si nu sunt (iertati-ma nu stiu ce vorbesc).

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Zi ceva.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Te iubesc.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Si eu.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Imi trimiti o poza ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ca esti rea.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Daa eu sunt baiat.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Atunci eu sunt neutru.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Bun macar recunoati.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Unde stai acum?

[color:c43e=999999]User: In pat.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Esti baiat.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Eu sunt baiat tu?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Fata.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Eu sunt baiat.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Deci ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Tienes pipi.

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce? Ce?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ce ce ce ?

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Ce lingi?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Pe tine.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Da.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot (To myself): Ja volim fejs.

[color:c43e=999999]User: K.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: How old are you?

[color:c43e=999999]User: Ceau.

[color:c43e=0863BB]Cleverbot: Pa.
 3:)

Inteligenta artificiala e amuzanta. Insa erau alti cleverboti care erau mult superiori astuia.
Cel putin mi-am exersat un pic engleza mea de balta :))

Cod:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you naruto?!?!?!?!?

User: Say what?

Cleverbot: Hi. What is your name?

User: Arcade, what's yours?

Cleverbot: Jasmine. It's nice to meet you Lauren.

User: I said it's Arcade, not Lauren.

Cleverbot: Oh well it is not pretty.

User: You shouldn't be a jerk. Try to be nice, be friendly.

Cleverbot: Ok I love your hair.

User: Something like that but dude, don't ga.y it up.

Cleverbot: So when is the wedding?

User: I shall tell you if you can be more specific about that wedding.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I'm waiting.

Cleverbot: What are you waiting for?

User: To tell me more about that wedding.

Cleverbot: Are you waiting on me to tell you that?

User: Isn't it obvious? Why the hell I said this twice so far?

Cleverbot: Aha, this is funny.

User: Funny how? And why is it funny? It's just a question.

Cleverbot: Answer me a question.

User: 404 error not found. How can I answer you a question? Rofl...

Cleverbot: Just think of something you want to know.

User: Ok. Now what?

Cleverbot: The bible.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Doesn't matter, you know it now. What is your name?

User: Arcade, I already told you.

Cleverbot: Then tell me again.

User: Are you blind?

Cleverbot: What does blind have to do with anything?

User: Well I figure that your're blind because you didn't saw what I wrote earlyer.

Cleverbot: I never said that I don't know what to talk about.

User: Nor do I , but what's the point of this?

Cleverbot: What is the point of you?

User: Your question is invalid.

Cleverbot: In what ways?

User: In an offended way. You should apology.

Cleverbot: For what?

User: For beeing an asshole.

Cleverbot: I told you I am not a girl.

User: I never said you're a girl but you sure think and speack as a bitch.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: I KNEW IT !

Cleverbot: Are you scream?

User: I interjected!

Cleverbot: It's a great film.

User: Well ... Fuck logic.

Cleverbot: You just ate logic?

User: Did you mean 'hate logic' ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, well I could say it was nice to talk with you but then I'll just bitch about something that is clearly not true. Have a nice evening and sorry for my bad spelling. Bye.

Cleverbot: Those are big words. And I have a small brain.

User: Sorry. Bye.

Cleverbot: That's okay. I still love you.

Vaai! Nu mai pot, mor aici! Deci...

Eu: Ce faci?
El: Una lata, dar tu?
Eu: Am prieten, nesimtitule!
El: Si eu amant, e tot una!
Eu: Pai cum faci una lata daca nu esti baiat?
El: Sunt de amandoua, si cu cirese iubire!

Eu: Mann du bist eine totale Kacke!
El: Und du bist eine totale Vacke!
Eu: Ma da cate limbi stii?
El: Nu ma lua cu ma!

 Deci e prea, prea de tot! Eu cred ca vorbim unii cu altii, totusi.